Bright Smiles
I'm so lost in this life, but I still keep smiling!

911, please hold.
stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
ok

alecwoodlight:

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

(Source: alrightevans)


condorn:

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

(Source: condom)


despute:

there should be a dating website called ebae


userbar:

all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money

yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

(Source: userbar)


suck:

my ass

(Source: datassium)


slomps:

Imagine being given a book with a photo of every person you’d ever met


jkellemn0p:

I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.

(Source: jkellemnop)